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rabbi-tom immortalized his traumatic experience in my sketchbook...
R-T© himself. Teletubbies © whoever.
rabbi-tom immortalized his traumatic experience in my sketchbook... R-T© himself. Teletubbies © whoever.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Portraits
Species Mammal (Other)
Gender Male
Size 580 x 758px
File Size 111.2 kB
To this day I will not visit him, the fat bastard set up his place like the Vietcong hidden boobytraps for me to step into. And I will NEVER Forgive him for LOCKING me in his shower with Perry Como endlessly playing 'Hot Diggity Dog' through speaker systems that required me to physically rip open the walls to get to them.
I STILL HAVE PTSD Thanks to the fat fuck!!
I STILL HAVE PTSD Thanks to the fat fuck!!
Yes, that fat fuck INFLICTED a whole new horror upon me and my family that ruined a whole BBQ with her actions.
he invited, without asking, a female 'artist' and her BF to join us. Gadget was an out and out NIGHTMARE for everybody. Gadget literally RUINED an entire table full of meat we had laid out to be grilled by spraying OFF Bug Spray all over it as she sprayed herself DIRECTLY OVER THE PREP TABLE!!! Gadget just said "Go wash it off!!" and then insisted that people start a Fucking Yugioh card game right then and there at the main table.
My wife and another fur went back to the grocery to replace over $70 (Back then prices) worth of various hot dogs, beef and chicken . I was cleaning up the prep table in the meantime. Gadget literally didn't even apologise and her BF Pouncer, just stood by doing nothing.
As we started redoing the replacement meat for the grill, Gadget AGAIN started getting ready to spray herself OVER THE SAME TABLE!!! My wife PHYSICALLY Pushed her down the driveway screaming at her for being stupid. Gadget just sat down at a chair and literally fake cried a loud BOO HOO HOO! (I literally shit you not!) At that point we literally kept a guard around the table and grill as I prepped and cooked the food and banned gadget from approaching the table.
And when we did finally sat folks down to eat, Gadget was more upset losing her Yugioh table space and insisted we provide another table for her to game at. And she mouse nibbled her cheeseburger, picking at it, bitching. then threw roughly 90% of a whole burger in the garbage cause "I'm not hungry!"
She literally PITA'd the party that night and demanded to be returned home (Pouncer at that point had left for work an hour sooner). Thankfully she managed a ride home.
But the next day, while 95% of the guests were at a shooting range, Gadget showed up to the house, and managed to let herself inside the house and start playing with the PS2 for several hours!! Upon return, I found Gadget gaming, and bitching about our game choices (She also overwrote my PS2 card). My wife was upstairs nursing a bad migraine , came down and asked how she entered. "I went through the back door!" Gadget once again insisted we ENTERTAIN HER!!! Doing what SHE wanted to do!! My wife called Pouncer, insisting that he retrieve Gadget immediately , which he finally did. And my wife, loudly and openly , banned them from the property.
A couple years later, at my wife's birthday party at Noah's Ark waterpark in the Wisconsin Dells, Gadget once again, crashed the party, using a new fur to pick her up and take her to the Dells. She also had no money to purchase an entry in the park (She got the new fur to buy it for her). And during the lunch, while we were cooking up hot dogs and burgers, kept watching us cooking and eating, rubbing her belly and licking her lips loudly saying "I'm so hungry!!" I finally gave her a burger after I served everybody else, just to shut her up from whining, She AGAIN, mouse nibbled the burger, picking at it and THREW that burger in the trash saying she was AGAIN...No longer hungry!!
Needless to say, Gadget was forever banned from our events.
The only POSITIVE thing Gadget provided was that she had a one night fling with a guy named Skye and was immediately OBSESSED with him, cheating on Pouncer. She would constantly email Skye 'love letters' and suicide threats if Skye refused to again have sex with her. Skye forwarded the notes to us and at other gatherings, we'd read the love letters out loud and see how far we could get into the letter without breaking out laughing our asses off. For years I'd torment Skye going "Skye Skye Skye,,,why why why? I LOVE YOU SKYE!!" Needless to say, Skye SERIOUSLY learned "Never stick your dick into crazy!"
I still occasionally see Gadget at Target, going through various card game packs, and she's seriously packed on the pounds. I refuse to even acknowledge her in passing.
But Dammit!! MITCH literally screwed the pooch with that one!!
he invited, without asking, a female 'artist' and her BF to join us. Gadget was an out and out NIGHTMARE for everybody. Gadget literally RUINED an entire table full of meat we had laid out to be grilled by spraying OFF Bug Spray all over it as she sprayed herself DIRECTLY OVER THE PREP TABLE!!! Gadget just said "Go wash it off!!" and then insisted that people start a Fucking Yugioh card game right then and there at the main table.
My wife and another fur went back to the grocery to replace over $70 (Back then prices) worth of various hot dogs, beef and chicken . I was cleaning up the prep table in the meantime. Gadget literally didn't even apologise and her BF Pouncer, just stood by doing nothing.
As we started redoing the replacement meat for the grill, Gadget AGAIN started getting ready to spray herself OVER THE SAME TABLE!!! My wife PHYSICALLY Pushed her down the driveway screaming at her for being stupid. Gadget just sat down at a chair and literally fake cried a loud BOO HOO HOO! (I literally shit you not!) At that point we literally kept a guard around the table and grill as I prepped and cooked the food and banned gadget from approaching the table.
And when we did finally sat folks down to eat, Gadget was more upset losing her Yugioh table space and insisted we provide another table for her to game at. And she mouse nibbled her cheeseburger, picking at it, bitching. then threw roughly 90% of a whole burger in the garbage cause "I'm not hungry!"
She literally PITA'd the party that night and demanded to be returned home (Pouncer at that point had left for work an hour sooner). Thankfully she managed a ride home.
But the next day, while 95% of the guests were at a shooting range, Gadget showed up to the house, and managed to let herself inside the house and start playing with the PS2 for several hours!! Upon return, I found Gadget gaming, and bitching about our game choices (She also overwrote my PS2 card). My wife was upstairs nursing a bad migraine , came down and asked how she entered. "I went through the back door!" Gadget once again insisted we ENTERTAIN HER!!! Doing what SHE wanted to do!! My wife called Pouncer, insisting that he retrieve Gadget immediately , which he finally did. And my wife, loudly and openly , banned them from the property.
A couple years later, at my wife's birthday party at Noah's Ark waterpark in the Wisconsin Dells, Gadget once again, crashed the party, using a new fur to pick her up and take her to the Dells. She also had no money to purchase an entry in the park (She got the new fur to buy it for her). And during the lunch, while we were cooking up hot dogs and burgers, kept watching us cooking and eating, rubbing her belly and licking her lips loudly saying "I'm so hungry!!" I finally gave her a burger after I served everybody else, just to shut her up from whining, She AGAIN, mouse nibbled the burger, picking at it and THREW that burger in the trash saying she was AGAIN...No longer hungry!!
Needless to say, Gadget was forever banned from our events.
The only POSITIVE thing Gadget provided was that she had a one night fling with a guy named Skye and was immediately OBSESSED with him, cheating on Pouncer. She would constantly email Skye 'love letters' and suicide threats if Skye refused to again have sex with her. Skye forwarded the notes to us and at other gatherings, we'd read the love letters out loud and see how far we could get into the letter without breaking out laughing our asses off. For years I'd torment Skye going "Skye Skye Skye,,,why why why? I LOVE YOU SKYE!!" Needless to say, Skye SERIOUSLY learned "Never stick your dick into crazy!"
I still occasionally see Gadget at Target, going through various card game packs, and she's seriously packed on the pounds. I refuse to even acknowledge her in passing.
But Dammit!! MITCH literally screwed the pooch with that one!!
Oh lordy, that's quite the story. She sounds like a real car crash.
To be fair, it seems like that's really something you'd have to credit to her, though. I'd really doubt that Mitch had any idea what was going to happen or just how awful she was. Sounds like he just wanted to include a local fur that he unfortunately didn't know well enough.
To be fair, it seems like that's really something you'd have to credit to her, though. I'd really doubt that Mitch had any idea what was going to happen or just how awful she was. Sounds like he just wanted to include a local fur that he unfortunately didn't know well enough.
You forget, the worst part, was being trapped in the back seat with Blaze, who kept asking details about Karno's penis and how he was hoping I could hook him up with Karno. I swear I was ready to KILL him at that point and then knife you in the neck for INSISTING I sit trapped in that right corner of the car with Blaze and you playing that FUCKING SONG!!!
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Times Twenty!!!
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Times Twenty!!!
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